Przyjaciele piszą / My friends writing THEIR stories

BUNNI STORY by Ash

one day there was a bunni..
this bunni was very green
that’s because the bunni was born that was.. no one really knew why
one day a giant pink frog came up to the green bunni
and said…
if you don’t do what i say.. i will make your life miserable.

can the giant pink frog have blond hair?

but then a huge cucumber fell from the sky and squished the frog (yes if you want)
and saved the green bunni from torment.
the green bunni was very happy because cucumber was a green bunni’s favourite food
all the other bunnies prefered carrots.
but not this bunni
so in the end the cucumber showed it’s gratitude for beinfg liked by squishing the frog to make the bunni happy
the end : )

ANOTHER SAD BUNNI STORY by Ash
Once upon a time in fairy land lived a blue bunny. He was mentally disturbed and insane. One day he woke up and went in his small garden and found a smallish carrot. From that day he started taking care of his carrot, woke up and water it, and did that everyday. But one day he woke up and his carrot was picked up by a nice guy walking around. So the bunny was really sad. He sat all day and dreamt of his lovely carrot. Not taking it anymore, he took a gun and shot himself dead….
“Not all bunnies stories have a nice ending”

He forgot one thing. No matter who carries the carrot in his hands, the bunny is still the one who is the closest cause he know carrot’s needs better.
And… Tedies always love their bunnies. No bunny is alone.

A CUP OF TEA by Emmy

The world had come to end the day the tea bag company set fire millions of people where desperate for a cup of tea. The church couldn’t have its afternoon tea and scones disaster was on full scale what would people do with out tea. It quiet home in Essex Emily and Hannah were surfing the internet when Emily decided she needed a cup of tea as though her life depended on it but what could she do there was not one single tea bag left in the world or so everyone thought until Hannah notice a tea bag the last tea bag in the world was on sale on e bay Emily had to have this tea bag she was craving a cup of tea and wanted it now. The price of the tea bag had rocketed bidding was through the roof even j k Rowling who is richer than the queen could not afford this rare and special tea bag.

GEMMA’S NIGHTMARE by Gemma

Oooh i have a story but its more of a dream… I went in the kitchen of one of the village houses to hide and gif was making food, i tried to warn him and shout at him but no one could hear me and i couldnt speak or warn anyone that people were going to kill them , i ran outside franticly and shouted but when i was shouting , it was just silent and i couldnt tell anyone. I woke up. The end.

TWO STARS by Leanne

Two star crossed lovers
One cold dark night
A world full of hatred
A togetherness plight
One blood covered knife
Two rivers pouring
Every move synchronised
Heart beats soaring
The air is clear
A star filled sky
Hands are held
As they slowly die
The tale of two lovers
Two best friends
Died together
To the End

NOONE by Erica

I love Noone,
And Noone loves me,
Me and Noone are so happ-ee
I hate Everyone,
And Everyone hates me,
Thats how it will always be!
I love Noone!(I hate Everyone)
I love Noone!(Everyone hates Me)
I love Noone!(I don’t care!)
I love Noone!(And he loves Me!)

FUXOR o.O by Kevin

It was another day in the crypt, everyone was huggling each other 
And some people left poo every where (guess who had to clean it up)
And then :o a chav invaded our sweet crypt
So then me emila and Emmy blinded him with tea (extra hot)
Then Emmy clutched onto gemma’s arm and they both started dancing
But Sarah stole the Satanist hippy van (yay) and took it for drink-driving chav bashing
So then Nigel ate some metal and pooed it on lil’s head for some reason
Laura and georgie were wedgeing people and saying it was the other one and the peoples brains burst cos their twins. But then another chav invaded
And I did super dragon ball z stuff to him then he lost his bling and exploded
But that wasn’t the end, oh no (not the end of the sentence anyway)
As he exploded into Burberry rain and everyone was burning, but emila pressed “/.cheat.doc/.alt/killchavburberryrainguy” and the world was saved
Then we went into pirate bar but it was thecrypt. Then everyone humped each other
the end
(humps laura emmy emila and sarah) FUXOR O.0.O.0.O.0O.0

FAIRYTALES by Lou

Everyone believes in fairytales, where the Prince and Princess live happily ever after. But what if the Prince and Princess don’t live happily ever after? What happens then? What is the next part of the story? And why don’t they ever write a sequel?
Boy and girl meet it’s the same old story, they date, they kiss, they then finally start to go out.
Every girl somewhere inside of her wants to be a Princess and have a Prince whisk her off her feet. No-body wants to live the life of Cinderella where she has to clean up after the stepmother and ugly sisters. But what if you had to live that life for the rest of your life? Would you be able to cope?
However fairytales don’t always have to end up like they do in books, you just have to “believe” and as long as you believe they can come true. A lot of people don’t have the confidence to believe in them selves, but if you wanted something so bad like your fairytale to happen would you go to extreme lengths to get it? I wouldn’t say no to that question, because somewhere in everyone, you would go to extreme lengths to get what you wanted to get.
Like the dream wedding, the dream guy you have been waiting for all of your life. Fairytales don’t always happen in books though, sometimes fairytales don’t happen at all. Its only you that can make the fairytale realistic.
So instead of reading the books, sit there and think how you could change everything about your fairytale, don’t be the Cinderella who cleans up after the stepmother and the ugly sisters, be the Cinderella that deserves to be the Princess she really is, because the truth lies within the name.
Like the saying; “Never let the fear of striking out stop you from playing the game”

CHRISTMAS by Sarah

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, everybody was stoned, even the mouse! Preparations were taking place, everyone staring to outer space, bleach all over the bathroom floor, Mary Jayne selling cookies at the front door.
Raymond cat washing the pick-up-duck, Miss Oddsox at the corner selling a quick fuck. Thumbelina on the Christmas tree, adjusting her Wongs, musketeers on the stairs, singing their song, “Jack was nimble Jack was sick, Jack starts having a coughing fit”.

More stories coming soon!